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Just to be clear, this post is meant only for fun and satire and is definitely not meant as financial advice. You have been warned.
Now that we have got that out of the way., let me ask you a question. Have you ever had difficulties deciding on a trade? Did you ever get conflicting signals from different technical indicator and did not know what to do? Well, it happens to all of us. But hopefully, after reading this post, you will be well prepared for these situations in the future. So let us get started!
A cat has 9 lives, and so does your portfolio
Did you know that according to statistics, a White Ceramic Maneki Neko Money Lucky Cat(click to check more details on Amazon) increases your chances of success by 48.15162342%! Add that to one of the other indicators in this post such as the magic 9 ball, and you will have a near 100% chance of successful order filling. Besides, it is always good fun to have a pet around. Check it out now!
Ask a friend
If you are stuck for hours trying to make a decision, whether to buy or to sell or maybe to hold, then we have the solution for you. Mr.Predicto’s talking fortune telling ball will not only answer your questions, but will also speak it out and change color while doing that! That is even better than the RSI! Check out the Mr. Predicto Fortune Telling Ball on Amazon now!
Spin to win
Sometimes you need to take your fortune into your own hands. Literally. And that is why, you need to check out the WinSpin 24″ Tabletop Spinning Prize Wheel (click to check on Amazon).
Not only does the WinSpin 24 have 14 slots for all those market move decisions that you need to make but each slot comes in a different color, allowing you to predict the price (red is bad, green is good, pink is wait, and so on). With the WinSpin wheel, the possibilities are endless. Check it out now!
Take a look inside
Sometimes you may not need someone to tell you the future. Sometimes you already know it. You just need to take a look inside your mind and unlock the secrets of those trading charts. Well, to help you do that, you can use the Amlong Crystal Ball (click to check current price on Amazon).
The crystal ball shows you the world from a different perspective. Just point it at a trading chart and it will show you the future (or the chart upside down).
Magic 9 ball
That’s right. Magic 8 Balls are totally a thing of the past. Magic 9 balls are all the buzz now. With the Ridley’s Sarcastic Sassy 9 Fortune Teller Psychic Mystic Novelty Answer Ball (click to check on Amazon) , you can not just tell the future of the market price, but also decide other stuff such as in your love life, sports, etc.. Check it out now and never doubt yourself again!
Rolling out the dice
A famous man once said that life is like a carnival. And trading is no different!
Introducing to you the Purple Metal Dice Set D&D (click to check on Amazon). Unlike regular dice which have numbers from 1 to 6, the DND dice come with numbers from 1 till 90. This is perfect for deciding the probability of a commodity going up or down. This might actually be one of the most useful non technical indicators out there! So what are you waiting for? Check it out now!
Watching the news
If you don’t have time doing all the non-technical analysis yourself, then you are in luck. Everyday, news anchors and TV channels push out their price predictions to millions of people.
If you are one of those people, then you might be interested to check out one of Samsung’s most popular crystal clear QLED 4K TVs out there. After all, you will need a very high definition TV to be able to clearly read out all the information that those news broadcasters are showing. Check it out now!
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